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2 definitions by Blanchy

 
1.
To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.
After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega
by Blanchy October 24, 2007
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2.
to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
by Blanchy October 24, 2007
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