1 definition by Billsef

The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.
"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1

"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2
by Billsef November 26, 2011
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