86 definitions by Billebllunt

Noun

1. A game played by sororities across the nation and similar to beer pong, only the balls are expelled using only ones vagina.
Q: "Uh oh, which cup did we use to play pink pong again, Amy?"

A: "The one that looks like a looger floating in it."
by Billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by Billebllunt December 10, 2013
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Noun

1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.

2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.

3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
by Billebllunt January 20, 2014
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Noun

1. When a woman masturbates using a ground vegetable and said vegetable remains inserted for such a long period of time that it begins to take root, but seldom reaches full maturity.
"Like a dildo with multiple, small protuberances, vagermination usually produces added arousal for the veggie fucker and gives a whole new meaning to the word taproot."
by Billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Noun

1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a

cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.

2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.
"The jingle jangle of sweet clitter clatter."
by Billebllunt May 9, 2014
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Noun

1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."
"Use this washcloth to wipe the Niggie Babies from your armpits."
by Billebllunt December 9, 2013
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Noun

1. A woman with stalactite and stalagmite formations in her cavernous vagina.
"I tried to be safe about it, but her cragglepuss tore my condom to shreds."
by Billebllunt December 9, 2013
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