3 definitions by Billboard Baggins
The opposite of a laxative. When you take a lanative, it causes constipation. This is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.
Alan: Hey bro, you okay?
Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit!
Alan: Here bro, take a lanative.
Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks!
Alan: No problem, man!
Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit!
Alan: Here bro, take a lanative.
Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks!
Alan: No problem, man!
by Billboard Baggins February 21, 2015
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.
Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
by Billboard Baggins September 11, 2014
verb: (fl-AEP)
To grab, twist and pull something, mainly used when grabbing another person's nose. You grab, twist, then pull their nose. Or, you flaped their nose.
To grab, twist and pull something, mainly used when grabbing another person's nose. You grab, twist, then pull their nose. Or, you flaped their nose.
Sharquisha: Hey dude, I'm going to flape you in the nose.
Friend: No! My nose is very sensitive to grabbing, twisting, then pulling.
Friend: No! My nose is very sensitive to grabbing, twisting, then pulling.
by Billboard Baggins January 31, 2014