3 definitions by Biggest pollard ever

When you have a big moustache and a female sits on your face making your tache smell like a cunt
Girl: I wanna give you a cunttache
Guy: l fine but I’ll need a shower
by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020
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Ha ha yeah man
by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020
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