7 definitions by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag

sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

Tyrannosaurs sex

De de de,de de, de de de, de de, de de de de de de de de dddd.

He ,will ,he ,will, fuck you....cause your a dirty bastard aren't you 'Tyrannosaurs sex"

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

tit zit

Self explanatory really. Tiny tits that look like zits/spots instead of nipples

Me: "Hey, wanna suck my tit zit titties?
Stranger:" Yes please...and your dick zit"
Me:"Oh shit"

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

gouche gouche goo

Gouche gouche goo is an in famous, tickling technique. Unlike the typical areas of tickling which cause laughter ( arm pits, under chin) this tickle technique is more of a sexual stimulate which is often frowned upon.

Friend: You know they say the best cure is laughter
Me: Gouche gouche goo...happy now?
Friend: No, but my penis is

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

fish thumb

Fish Thumb
The process of insterting one's thumb(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said thumb afterwards).

Me: Smell my thumb
Friend: Why?
Me: Just do it
Friend: Err smells like sex and fish
Me: Ye I just fish thumbed your mum

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

mental arithmetic

Easy if you know how to spell maths

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019