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Fashioning an ad hoc Fleshlight by carving a hole in Spam for one's manhood. Vacationing in Hawaii and/or pineapple rings is optional
I forgot to pack my porta-vag so I guess i'm going to have to go full ham and whittle a Hawaiian Sidepiece in the Spam
by Bigevilguy August 24, 2023
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