1 definition by Bigcouquezucker96

Usually a black guy, sometimes a SM (South Macedonian). He typically gives out free Z-Word passes. He likes to watch his teams lose because he is one big loser mooser.
Skips school because hes sure he will be an event planner in the future. The litt- big fucker will most likely plan events for his losing team.
From time to time he sucks major cock but will always deny it.
He is though very nice and chubby and has thighs the size of two mountains. Very hairy too.
Them thighs give me big chub (boner).
He is a danger to the Altenheim because of his charming cock.
When the old grannies see him they either die of shock or have the time of their life for the last time (usually 2 mins because grandma dies mid-session).
He fist-bumbs people with his titties and if ur lucky he lets u fit-bumb that juicy @ss.
Man1: did you really get that ass-bumb!??
Man2: yeah man i busted in my pants right after.

Granny1 (is japanese): i lived thru hiroshima but i dont think i will live thru his big lump of a dick.
Granny2: dead of shock
Pfleger in the Altenheim: man i better hide my gay grandpa

Alin: casually waits to get older and get that life-threatening dick from Drago.
by Bigcouquezucker96 November 9, 2022
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