2 definitions by BigMonkey

Skinflute

A mans schlong, wang, dick, penis, pickle, aka, thrombone...which after his woman skillfully blows a magical tune on...rewards them both with some amount of juicy man creme.

Me; I couldn't believe my wife last night! Betty went nuts playing my Skinflute like we were honeymooners again...She was a wild woman! Buddy; She probably went shopping again and you're gonna die when you see the charges. Me; Yea, Betty can shop all she wants if she plays my Skinflute like that 3 times a week!. Buddy; Peggy already blows my Skinflute like a pro...Peggy would have to let me do her in the butt for no-limit shopping. Me; Hey, that's not a bad idea. Betty could blow my Skinflute and then let me do her bunghole. Thanks for the idea!

Skin flute Dick Cock Gristle missle Schlong Man pickle

by BigMonkey June 1, 2013

chongos

Gorgeous large round fake boobs.

Did you see that cougar over there at the bar? Check it man, what a body! Mm, mm, mmmm...What a bodacious set of chongos!

by BigMonkey April 8, 2019