5 definitions by BigGrabby

Squirt Yurt

An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.

"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."

by BigGrabby February 9, 2022

Chain Gang Bang

1.) Group sex in prison.

2.) Group sex substituting chains for penises.

1.) It wasn't until his second night in prison that Kenny witnessed a Chain Gang Bang, in which over 80% of the inmates participated... many of them non-consensually.

2.) Unwilling to take viagra and incapable of traditional erections, the men and women of Roulhac Acres Retirement Home elected to perform the Chain Gang Bang to relieve their sexual desires.

by BigGrabby February 8, 2022

Bluefacci

Used by Italian Americans to reflect the urban phrase "Blueface", which signifies $100 (or a gangsta rapper from California).

"Vito! Vito! Look a' mi wallet! I got-a thee fattest of stacks."
"Mama Mia! Ayyyy, Bluefacci, baby!"

by BigGrabby February 8, 2022

RBST

The Raccoon Butt Sex Train.

Generally practiced amongst Canadians and folks from upstate New York. The practice involves a line of anal sex with the engineer (head car) guiding the BST. The rear car, the caboose, is responsible for the forward thrust.

While not mandated, it is preferrable to go Human-Raccoon-Human-Raccoon-Human, so as not to engage in the deplorable act of homosexuality.

During a break on production, the film crew found a few raccoons and decided to start an RBST.

by BigGrabby March 23, 2008

unprotected sex

1.) The only real kind.

2.) A good way to get HIV.

1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.

Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?

Guy #1: Of course not.

Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?

Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?

2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.

Guy #2: You have HIV now.

by BigGrabby August 18, 2009