2 definitions by BigDood79

Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.

Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss

by BigDood79 October 30, 2017

Gingervitis

Clinical term for when a ginger kid (predictably) gets diagnosed with skin cancer

Hey man, what did the dermatologist say about that crazy mole?
It's gingervitis.
Fuck.

by BigDood79 June 3, 2019