2 definitions by Big Timber 69

wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

wiener jousting

A game where two males, fully erect, run or walk at each other at a brisk pace, trying to poke the other on the penis tip or nut sack.

Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009