Big Mac's definitions

Bullet Shifting

When a someone in a car changes gear faster than the speed of light ...

Yo see that geeza... " bullet shifting " then son !

by BIG MAC June 1, 2012

Strap

To have possesion of a fire-arm

Im' strap witta gat

by Big MAC September 19, 2003

Fat Idiot

A person that weighs in excess of 300 pounds and is always acting idiotic.

Yow is such a fat idiot.

by Big Mac July 21, 2004

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

by Big Mac March 8, 2005

Halo

Getting hand while getting head.

"He got halo from that girl"

by Big Mac January 4, 2005

Gobble Nob

A person who partakes of Nob in a fashion deemed unsuitably gobblesome. Originating from the greek 'Gobblealot Nobulus', a recently extict toad native to the marshes of the British Fens.

You fucking Gobble Nob, why don't you go and Gobble a Nob, you fuck.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005

squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005