Definitions by Big Mac

Bullet Shifting 

When a someone in a car changes gear faster than the speed of light ...

Yo see that geeza... " bullet shifting " then son !

Bullet Shifting by BIG MAC June 1, 2012

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

Hitch-Hiker by Big Mac March 8, 2005

Gobble Nob 

A person who partakes of Nob in a fashion deemed unsuitably gobblesome. Originating from the greek 'Gobblealot Nobulus', a recently extict toad native to the marshes of the British Fens.

You fucking Gobble Nob, why don't you go and Gobble a Nob, you fuck.

Gobble Nob by Big Mac January 20, 2005

squirrel-handed 

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

squirrel-handed by Big Mac January 20, 2005

Halo 

Getting hand while getting head.

"He got halo from that girl"

Halo by Big Mac January 4, 2005

fabulousity 

having the quality of fabulousness to an unbearable extreme; completely and utterly fabulous; possibly a latent homosexuality

1. Let us revisit the fabulousity of the 80s.
2. That corral silk shirt just highlights his fabulousity.

fabulousity by Big Mac December 5, 2004

McQuarried 

To be McQuarried, is to be so drunk you have to phone your girlfriend / boyfriend to come and get you and take you home.

Bob was absolutly McQuarried last night after 25 pints.

McQuarried by Big Mac November 23, 2004