44 definitions by Big Ed Moustapha
This expression is generally found within the walls of a prison. To question a fellow prisoners success regarding the conquest of another prisoners anal cavity.
As Roosevelt and Big Ed Moustapha returned from the showers, Nick the Pig yelled out: 'Hey Big Ed, did ya get ya some stink?!'.
by Big Ed Moustapha December 19, 2008
By stating: 'That's gonna stink', a person has playfully, but politely notified those persons within ear shot that a he/she has just passed gas and that the purveyor of said fart believes it will produce foul odors. This statement can be applied to loud, distinct flatulent expressions as well as those of more subtle qualities.
'That's gonna stink' said Emil having passed gas just as he was exiting the elevator, leaving those unfortunate passengers continuing their journey within its confined space to fend for themselves.
by Big Ed Moustapha January 20, 2012
Poopoo platter is a variation on name of the the Chinese dish; pupu platter. Poopoo platter refers to a load of shit left in a toilet thoughtfully left for you by the previous occupant. Generally by the time you've discovered the delicacy, it's turned the toilet water a murky brown, as the turds have started to disintegrate.
Hey asshole, didn't your mother teach you how to flush a toilet?! The next time I find a load of your poopoo platter left in the toilet, you're gonna eat it!
by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009
Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010
Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.
Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.
Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies
Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies
Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009
Pronounced exactly like its spelled.
Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.
Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.
Every damn toilet in this john is caked with turd drok! What the hell do people eat around here?! They to line these damn toilets with teflon!
by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008
Big Ed Moustapha is the benchmark for greatness. See story:
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
For waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. That prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the butt of The Big Ed Moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! You could hear the audience moan for miles! Poody’s heart sank. His feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. Eventually Poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. As he was being carried out, Poody was heard to be crying out: ‘I meant to say door number three!!’ ‘I meant to say door number three!!’.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 19, 2010