Big CU's definitions

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu December 12, 2007

gaytheism

The denomination of a gay person who also believes in a higher power. Due to hatred from relegious groups, the gay person pretends to be atheist in front of his/her gay friends to avoid gaytred.

"Is Michael going to the Christmas tree lighting this year?"

"No. Ever since his coming out party, he's converted to gaytheism."

by Big CU January 9, 2008

blatholic

Young black athletes that don't follow Catholicism, but attend Catholic high schools, or colleges to play their sport.

College recruiter....."Hey Derrik, we at Notre Dame would like for you to come play basketball for us next year."

Derrik..........."I'd love to play for Notre Dame. But, I'm not Catholic."

College recruiter......"That's okay. You don't have to be Catholic. You can be Blatholic."

by Big CU January 3, 2008

Twifty

The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.

Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she?
She's twifty.

Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin?
Bout two twifty.

by big cu October 18, 2006

disney money

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

by Big CU December 27, 2007

Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.

Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.

by Big CU December 20, 2006

Blullet

A mullet on a black person. Jerry Curl, or dreds on a non Rastafarian. There are many Blullets hanging out of helmets in the NFL.

Yo, did you see the weave on that receiver for the Falcons? Yea, I saw him in a post game interview. He's sportin one hell of a Blullet.

by Big CU December 20, 2006