9 definitions by Big CU

Top Definition
Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.
Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.
#holly roller #hollier than thou #two faced #hell bound #a-hole
by Big CU December 18, 2006
The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
#rip off #scam #bend over mickey #donalds gold #dreams do come true.
by Big CU November 27, 2007
The hard to rinse bubbles that remain on the back of a man's balls when he exits the shower.
Damn it. I've got ball back bubbles. Do I get back in the shower? Naw, towel will get em.
by Big CU July 23, 2005
Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.
I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.
#shit gas #bad #terrible #horrible #who the hell would do it?
by big cu November 13, 2007
When gay people hate on the members of their group for not being gay enough.
Jeffry got mad at me today because I wouldn't wear that sun dress in front of my father. He's so full of gaytred.
#sad #fake #unnecessary #don't taze me bro #leave brittney alone
by Big CU December 26, 2007
Young black athletes that don't follow Catholicism, but attend Catholic high schools, or colleges to play their sport.
College recruiter....."Hey Derrik, we at Notre Dame would like for you to come play basketball for us next year."

Derrik..........."I'd love to play for Notre Dame. But, I'm not Catholic."

College recruiter......"That's okay. You don't have to be Catholic. You can be Blatholic."
#sham #insult to your school #unfair to christian schools #show me the money #catholic schools pay better than other schools.
by Big CU December 09, 2007
The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.
Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she?
She's twifty.

Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin?
Bout two twifty.
#thirty five #thirty plus five #twenty plus fifteen #fifty minus fifteen #not twenty or fifty
by big cu October 18, 2006
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