44 definitions by Big Ed Moustapha
Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies
I've gotta stop eating those damn peppers before I bonk my babe. Tried to slip out a silent one during the hot action and out came some loose poopies. She was pissed but laughed anyway. Made me sleep on the couch.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 2, 2008
A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.
I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?
by Big Ed Moustapha March 2, 2010
This has become the new cliché for yuppie types or any pseudo-intellectual types or just idiots that think it sounds special. It is simply just another way of saying: contact, call, speak to, notify, etc. It really sounds faggy and flags the speaker as being self conscious about how they sound to their peers. You also have to wonder who they think they're impressing when they speak like they have an Emily Post book on etiquette shoved up their ass.
Bruce: I'm going to 'reach out' to Bill today.
Tom: Hey Bruce, why do you always insist on talking like a fag?! That little homily won't hide the fact that your a douche-bag.
Tom: Hey Bruce, why do you always insist on talking like a fag?! That little homily won't hide the fact that your a douche-bag.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 24, 2010
To Brown Cap is to accidentally poop while attempting to break wind. The term generally refers to a sold turd as opposed to wet shit (see loose poopies, i.e. shart), that results from an over exerted attempt to fart. It can also reference an 'almost' turd beginning to be released while pushing a difficult fart, that's allowed to slip back into the anus.
Damn, I was digesting that t-bone an hour after dinner on the way to the Mozart festival. I lifted my left cheek, figuring my date wouldn't notice a crisp one, considering the road noise. To my surprise, I started to brown cap and almost lost control of the car. Once there, I double checked my boxers for tell-tale skid marks.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 18, 2009
Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.
Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.
by Big Ed Moustapha May 20, 2011
If you believe that the definition for Oprah head refers to a woman that's been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating bitch Oprah Winfrey, you'd be correct, at least partially. There are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo's that actually listen to this purveyor of bullshit and then blame their man that it's all his fault they're not happy.
However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.
However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.
Here comes Tawana. Boy, she is a plump little Oprah Head. She looks like 3 little boulders stacked up. That tent type dress doesn't hide a damn thing. What would you call three Oprah Heads coming down a hill? An Avalanche.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 9, 2010
A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
by Big Ed Moustapha July 21, 2010