1 definition by Big Braintree Bill Bruv

Braintree a town essex. Ur hear abt random shit that happens sometimes. U will never not smell weed in Braintree and u c the local youth chilling down the local parks smoking a spliff untill the feds come down and do a stop and search and take all ur ganja. The best part abt braintree is the fact that we have a Greggs and a weatherspoons.
Person 1: ‘oi bruv do u smell weed’
Person 2: ‘course I do we’re in fucking Braintree mate’
Person 3 ( who is likely stoned): ‘wanna get a Greggs and have a few pints at weatherspoons’
by Big Braintree Bill Bruv January 14, 2022
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