2 definitions by BicBoi4000

Bong Goblin

A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.

my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin

by BicBoi4000 January 15, 2021

Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.

Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."

by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021