2 definitions by Beth Phat Phuk

N.I.W.S

N.I.W.S, standing for nan I would shag. It's as simple as that, a granny or a nan who you'd bang.

Damnnnnnnnn that golden oldy shopping for her dentures is an N.I.W.S

by Beth Phat Phuk February 23, 2016

Crat Off

Basically meaning, f*ck off or piss off, but in a more banterous way.

"I finished the homework all by myself"

"Crat off Sullivan, you couldn't even wear your pants yourself"

by Beth Phat Phuk February 23, 2016