The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!
Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!