30 definitions by Benncm
Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels
by Benncm February 1, 2011
A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.
"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."
"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."
There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."
"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."
There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
by Benncm June 8, 2011
Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text
Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.
Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.
Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
by Benncm July 2, 2011
Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text
Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.
Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.
Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
by Benncm July 2, 2011
"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
by Benncm January 12, 2011
The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
by Benncm July 10, 2011
An idyllic paradise where everyday life consists of the constant achievement of peak experiences by its inhabitants, which are then collected and categorised by them. Thus the prime objective of being in Transumeria is to collect all possible known experiences in order to progress to LIFE 2.a.
by Benncm June 20, 2011