3 definitions by BenjaminFrank
Jim: Hey, Ted, guess what I did to Sally last night!
Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?
Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!
Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?
Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!
by BenjaminFrank February 22, 2009
The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 22, 2009
The Dirty Scorpion is a sexual move recquiring great amounts of stamina and precision. There are three steps:
1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner
2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face
3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.
1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner
2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face
3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.
Ted mounted Steph's face and rammed her with such tremendous force that her nose shattered. She is in the ER right now. The Dirty Scorpion is awestriking.
by BenjaminFrank February 24, 2009