4 definitions by Ben Lynch
Texas with the treach.
If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.
If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.
by Ben Lynch February 27, 2005
A dead asshole guitarist for a bunch of second-rate bands. He sounds a whole lot better now he's been given some extra ventilation with a 9mm.
Dimebag Fan: "Oh my god! Someone just shot Dimebag! Call the cops!"
Me: "Cops are already here."
Dimebag Fan: "Why didn't they stop that guy from shooting Dimebag?"
Me: "Figure it out, asshole."
Me: "Cops are already here."
Dimebag Fan: "Why didn't they stop that guy from shooting Dimebag?"
Me: "Figure it out, asshole."
by Ben Lynch March 1, 2005
Noun. A deformity of the face that causes people to act retarded and moo and stuff and take dumps everywhere.
by Ben Lynch December 28, 2005
Slang for Ecstasy, the finest of all designer drugs. Makes girls get all loved up and desperate to be fucked.
by Ben Lynch February 26, 2005