3 definitions by Beefwellington85

smoink

A portmanteau of smoke and oink, it is the act of smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. in a hedonistic and excessive manner. It is often associated with overweight men who are into smoking fetishism. Such a person may be referred to as a “smoinker.” They may or may not also masturbate or have sex while smoking as well. It is also the sound made by a smoke pig.

Chris is such a fat sloppy cigar pig. Look at him smoink!

The fat smoinker loves to smoke cigars while drinking and watching porn all day.

by Beefwellington85 July 5, 2023

smoke pig

A smoke fetishist who is into hedonistic and excessive smoking.

Chris is a smoke pig who loves to smoke his pipe all day. Look at him smoink!

by Beefwellington85 July 13, 2023

Yasbert

Yasbert is as spicy as his name sounds. He will talk your ear off and wow you with his undeniable wit and charm. He always has an ear to listen and a shoulder to cry on. He is humble but only because he doesn’t have to show the world what an awesome, loving and caring person he is… he already knows it. He is adverse to vegetables but is willing to try almost anything at least once, especially alcoholic beverages. If you know a Yasbert, hold onto him and never let him go.

“I was so excited when Yasbert came to visit. I knew we’d have a good time!”

by Beefwellington85 November 29, 2021