4 definitions by Beardy

Lard

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"
Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.
by Beardy April 1, 2017
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Kare

a Cross between a Care bear and a cute half dead Rabbit
CAre Bears GO
NAAAAA WOTS UP DOCK!!!!!
i'ma hunin wabbits
by Beardy August 6, 2004
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Spam Hulahoop

An asshole. Pink ring of anal love.
Finger my spam hulahoop, big boy!
by Beardy February 14, 2005
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forest gump leg

The most deadly powerful gut destroying kick delivered from the side.
Jason told Broderick, "give him the forest gump leg!!!"
by Beardy February 10, 2017
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