1 definition by Beansmcgee789
A minuscule town 20 miles west of Madison where you have to own a crockpot or attend weekly “Younglife” meetings to be accepted. So boring that most kid’s ideas of fun is sparking up a joint in the Miller’s parking lot. A town where it’s socially acceptable to ride a snowmobile to school in the winter. Shockingly left leaning for a town filled with at least 1000 people with horrible taste and no education. This place even has a fucking “drive your tractor to school” day. One of the most popular cliques is the one entitled “FFA”, future farmers of America. They go on a pointless trip each year, pretty much just a republican convention, in Indiana. A place where the principal is praised for being a dilf that listens to the Grateful Dead, and condemns racism in the school, but actually does nothing to stop it. One of the current fads here is for all of the white boys to get box braids sewn into their heads because they think they’re black. Each grade has around 3 black people, and maybe one Hispanic or Asian person if they’re lucky. This place is repeatedly referred to as a great place to raise a family, but I don’t recommend it unless you want your kid to come home from school with dreadlocks and a menthol juul.
by Beansmcgee789 December 24, 2021