2 definitions by BeansWitBacon
Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.
by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009
After performing extremely rough and dirty anal sex on a girl who ate peanuts the day before, the man goes from ass to mouth, inserting his shit stained penis inside the girls mouth until he blows his load. The resulting mixture of shit (chocolate ice cream with peanuts) and semen (marshmellow swirls) seemingly appears, but does not taste like Rocky Road ice cream.
I was so excited to see that Kayce ate peanuts the day before, my ass to mouth move resulted in a fantastic looking Rocky Road!
"You give them Redcoats hell, and you give their women Rocky Road." -- George Washington
"You give them Redcoats hell, and you give their women Rocky Road." -- George Washington
by BeansWitBacon December 27, 2010