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Driver disorientation when a deer suddenly darts into traffic.
Some drivers can't handle deer-fusion and will swerve into a tree to miss a deer.
by BeadingGirl801 November 25, 2013
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to be used after 5/31/2019, in place of going postal because everyone has forgotten the particulars of the events that started the 'going postal' term. They happened before many Millennials were even born.
Please just resign and find another job. Though you have been wronged, going municipal isn't worth the heartache that it will bring to your family and others.
by BeadingGirl801 June 3, 2019
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of or pertaining to a return to engaging in low tech activities, ones people had been doing for centuries, but then became obsolete and replaced by technological advances. They are practiced again because it is found to enhance one’s life and is considered a forefront movement. The activities is not done out of economic desperation. Examples are home births, home schooling, knitting/crocheting, making soap, growing one’s own food/ eating organic, and biking to work (not due to a drunk driving charge.)
Example: “I admire you guys for being so 'primitively progressive.' I feel like I could never grow enough food to put a dent in my grocery bill. “
by BeadingGirl801 May 19, 2012
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