3 definitions by Bazho Underbaggage

Spoon it before you ruin it

The action of spooning before beating up the pussy.

The girls love me because my dad taught me to 'spoon it before you ruin it!"

by Bazho Underbaggage February 28, 2016

DooToo

Another widely accepted term for a dick, dong, chub, schlong, etc...a penis.

I asked my girl if she wanted my DooToo in her sweet pussy.

by Bazho Underbaggage February 28, 2016

Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)

I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

by Bazho Underbaggage February 28, 2016