28 definitions by Bayesoir
The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.
How's the diet going, Anna?
Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.
How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.
How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
by Bayesoir December 30, 2020
When you receive an unexpected item through the post due to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic. This could take the form of receiving an item intended for another or receiving an item you ordered twice.
That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?
Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...
That's a bonus, mate.
A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.
Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...
That's a bonus, mate.
A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.
by Bayesoir August 9, 2020
by Bayesoir February 12, 2021
A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2020
A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
by Bayesoir March 21, 2020
by Bayesoir August 27, 2022
A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...
by Bayesoir December 29, 2020