Definitions by Baseologist

captain 

He launched every zig for great justice.

Captain: What you say?

captain by Baseologist July 3, 2003

mechanic 

Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

mechanic by Baseologist July 3, 2003

chopsticks 

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

chopsticks by Baseologist July 3, 2003