11 definitions by Barry B

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massive man breasts which may require the use of a bra.
A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
B:"Man..thats TJ bro"
by Barry B July 02, 2004

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1. One who makes pretentiously dismissive or authoritative statements regarding an academic field or work of art, which is totally obvious, irrelevant, or off-base, suggesting they have not read the book they're discussing.

2. One who repeats bullshit osmosed from drinking PBR with pseudo-intellectuals.
Bukowski is SUCH a misogynist," the cute hipstellectual girl smugly declared to the approbation of her mismatched ilk, who could care less what she had to say and mainly wanted to bang her.
by barry b September 16, 2010

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1. n. playground honor is a system of ethics involving fair play, and a desire to avoid adult intervention i.e. the nannystate, including:

1) No tattling; 2) standing up for others when necessary, like Batman; 3) keeping one's word; 4) not being a wuss; 5) sharing; 6) not retelling rules like a wet blanket; 7) not implicating others when busted, regardless of the punishment for silence.

Playground honor was hegemonic when parents would beat your ass for shit; and it was considered unfair to subject even enemies to such treatment. However, Playground Honor remains important to allow play regardless of concern for hygiene, physical safety, and "feelings."

"Nobody likes a tattle tale," a common aphorism, central to the ethic of Playground Honor, and indicates the punishment for violating this system of ethics: Playground Honor is enforced by de-facto ostracism of violators, including tattles, whiners, and worry-warts.

Playground honor is supported by caretakers desire not to have to be bothered by punk ass tattle tales. However, some adults also believe that it is necessary to allow the inevitable injustices and dangers of childhood to be solved by children themselves, in order that they develop moral courage and a sense of self-responsibility.
#1 Mike hid from his nanny and held his nose until the bleeding stopped, although he knew his parents would be sympathetic and he hated Alex intensely for punching him; he had a sense of playground honor, and would handle it on his own.

NOTE: Playground honor is not limited to childhood, and may be used describe the moral decision not to intervene or seek out authority to intervene in someone else's problems during young adulthood.
by barry b September 15, 2010

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A double bluff is a type of bluff where you lure your opponent into thinking that you are bluffing, and commit to a position based on the perception that you're bluffing, when you in fact hold all of the cards. It's a very dad humor type of prank humor. E.g. filling a jar with spiders, placing it next to the cookies, and labeling it SPIDERS DO NOT OPEN.
Don't open that jar it's FULL OF SPIDERS!

"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"

"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"
by barry b July 30, 2016

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Kung-Jew is the ancient Hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. Since the recession, the art of Kung-Jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the Jewish community.
Con Edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate Herschel busted out his Kung-Jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. One day he has to teach me how he does that!

My landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though I vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when I told him that I had studied Kung-Jew.
by barry b November 13, 2012

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1. v. (past tense) To have played a bitterly divisive game of Words With Friends with someone, therefore becoming mortal enemies.
I used to be good friends with Bobby, but then we had words. Now whenever we see meet, we just let out insane karate kaias, and pummel each other with a tornado of kicks and punches.
by barry b March 21, 2013

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1. Synonym for the cocktail party effect, wherein you cannot hear someone speaking audibly, because it is hard to focus on one voice when surrounded by other conversations.
Could you speak up? I have bar ear!
by barry b September 16, 2010

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