Barnaclebill's definitions
A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.
by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010
Get the Girlfriend Intrudermug. A puss cock is the small, very sensitive erectile organ of a female found at the top of the vagina under a hood of skin. Also known as a clitoris, a puss cock is very similar to a penis in shape and sensitivity. The main difference is it is located on a female in her puss, but looks like a cock. Therefore it is a puss cock.
by BarnacleBill September 25, 2010
Get the Puss Cockmug. When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
by Barnaclebill September 26, 2011
Get the Double Dumpmug. Chewing tobacco commonly placed in the lower lip region. Hooch can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun, or an adverb.
by BarnacleBill July 9, 2009
Get the Hoochmug. A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010
Get the Fart Attackmug. A male who enjoys the simple things in life such as being reamed frequently in the anal cavity. These people usually like it hard and rough and will deliver their anus to anyone in need.
Josh: Dude lets go golfing.
Brandon: Dude i usually sink my ball into the 19th hole within two strokes.
Kyle: You're such a butt slut. I need a hooch.
Brandon: Dude i usually sink my ball into the 19th hole within two strokes.
Kyle: You're such a butt slut. I need a hooch.
by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010
Get the Butt Slutmug. The act of being upset over a very menial situation such as not being invited somewhere or having information withheld from you unintentionally. One whom becomes butt hurt easily also is great at verbal accusations in lieu of physical altercations.
Josh: Dude... no invite. COOL!
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.
by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010
Get the Butt hurtmug.