4 definitions by Barnaby Joyce
The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.
Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.
Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.
Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.
by Barnaby Joyce June 9, 2018
When you see/hear in the news that some low life scumbag(s) has committed a serious crime worthy of a public lynching and the retard court judge gives him/her only a slap on the wrist and sends them on their merry way back into society to commit even more crime.
Cop #1: Did you see that? The scumbag I arrested who robbed and bashed that poor old lady got only a warning and told not to do it again.
Cop #2: Friggin hell, throw up the ropes!
Cop #2: Friggin hell, throw up the ropes!
by Barnaby Joyce February 14, 2018
by Barnaby Joyce November 10, 2019
A person in the lowest of the low position in any organisation--lower than the janitor in fact. A position so low that no normal human being would be appointed to it, except dwarfs and midgets.
by Barnaby Joyce February 14, 2018