2 definitions by Banterbus32

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A particularly powerful liquid shit, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. Splashback is common.
George: You left for the bathroom last night and didn't return for 5 hours, whats up?
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.
by banterbus32 October 14, 2009

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The phrase given to someone with little fashion sense, making hideous mistakes such as wearing vans skate shoes, fit for 10 year olds. These people often support Portsmouth, who teeter on the brink of renegation. They have been known to support the gestapo and praise Hitler as a leader.
Joey: Vans skate shoes! What a bandit!
Bill: Yes, he certainly is a Fashionable Pete
by Banterbus32 November 30, 2009

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