54 definitions by Banana Hammie

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Milky Snatching

Grabbing someone by there milk jugs.

Milo was milky snatching me today and I was like " NO. THIS IS HENTI!"

by Banana Hammie March 2, 2020

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Huboon

Half monkey, half man. Maybe it's used to insulate stupid people. Maybe it's a racial slur. I don't know, it's from a Devo song.

Huboons in Paris

by Banana Hammie March 9, 2021

Iranian Friendship

Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.

Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.

Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?

Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.

by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020

Dad Rock

A variety of genres from the 60s and 70s that dads are most likely to enjoy. Dad Rock is made up of Psychedelic Rock, yearly Hard Rock, Progressive Rock, and Shoe Gaze.

Like if Dad Rock dominates your dad's record collection!

by Banana Hammie March 6, 2020

Special little man

A little man to dom for social power. One collects special little men.

I shall collect the special little man that plays guitar down the hall.

by Banana Hammie October 6, 2021