54 definitions by Banana Hammie

The medic symbol

When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.

So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.

by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Little Big Man Boy

A chubby childish looking adult who wears ill-fitted cargo shorts, Keds, and striped Izods.

Declan's dad is totally a little big man boy and is second to his woman and doesn't even have the respect of his children.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Adwarfable

A dwarf you find adorable and are oddly attracted to.

Tomar the giant stared down at the adwarfable Zach feeling a tingling in his nether-regions.

by Banana Hammie December 16, 2019

White-hot Junior

An untapped twink, unexplored territory, virgin ground waiting to be PLOWED.

I better get that White-hot Junior before it ain't junior no more.

by Banana Hammie October 21, 2020

Apple cheeks

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.

With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

Spanish Pizza

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.

This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.

by Banana Hammie April 12, 2020