7 definitions by Banana Banzai
A British stereotype.
Chavs are a relic from the 2000s characterized by violent and loud behaviour, being uneducated, living in low-income council estates / having a low-income, and wearing cheap sportswear brands. If something is of poor taste, chavs are all over it. Most chavs from the 2000s either grew out of it or became losers who peaked in high school.
Chavs are a relic from the 2000s characterized by violent and loud behaviour, being uneducated, living in low-income council estates / having a low-income, and wearing cheap sportswear brands. If something is of poor taste, chavs are all over it. Most chavs from the 2000s either grew out of it or became losers who peaked in high school.
chav: oiiiii long time no see mate, can ye giveiz a fag innit
Jamie, you're 27. Stop dressing like a teenager and get a life.
Jamie, you're 27. Stop dressing like a teenager and get a life.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
A small city on the northeast coast of Scotland, boasting such titles as:
- The highest drug death rate in Europe
- The highest teen pregnancy rate
- 1/3 living in poverty
- 1/3 living in the housing schemes
- Being one of the few places where the population is going down
- >1 Hour from the nearest city, so if the locals don't kill you then boredom will
If you do ever decide to visit out of morbid curiosity, avoid the council schemes. More specifically Douglas, Kirkton, Lochee, and Charleston. The council prays that hipstery tourists on a day trip from Edinburgh don't go five minutes up above the city centre and realize it's a dump.
- The highest drug death rate in Europe
- The highest teen pregnancy rate
- 1/3 living in poverty
- 1/3 living in the housing schemes
- Being one of the few places where the population is going down
- >1 Hour from the nearest city, so if the locals don't kill you then boredom will
If you do ever decide to visit out of morbid curiosity, avoid the council schemes. More specifically Douglas, Kirkton, Lochee, and Charleston. The council prays that hipstery tourists on a day trip from Edinburgh don't go five minutes up above the city centre and realize it's a dump.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
One of the few decent places in Scotland, ruined by an incompetent council that fails to address the most basic of problems. Regarded by comedian Limmy as "de-facto English" when ironically half of Glasgow is loyalist.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
An old conservative Englishman who bickers on about minorities instead of helping solve the country's issues.
1 : Dad keeps complaining about the Syrian couple across the road
2: Just ignore him, he's a hateful old gammon
1: Yeah, you're right.
2: Just ignore him, he's a hateful old gammon
1: Yeah, you're right.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
A small Merseyside seaside town, sometimes known as Sowie. The population mainly consists of retirees, chavs and people too broke to visit Blackpool.
"Want to go to Southport for a picnic?"
"Ew no, it's full of chavs and there are turds on the beach!"
"Ew no, it's full of chavs and there are turds on the beach!"
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
1: This Cost of Living Crisis is driving me insane, I'm going to end up homeless!
2: Well, that's Brexit for you.
2: Well, that's Brexit for you.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"
It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron
It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022