Ballzer's definitions

Titty Truck

The pick up vehicle for a strip club.

My car is broke, so I had the titty truck pick me up and give me a ride to Flap Jacks.

by Ballzer February 28, 2009

Interracial Drinks

Mixed drinks that are made of brown liquor and clear mixer or with clear liquor and brown mixer

Guy: Hey bartender give me one of those interracial drinks.
Bartender: A what?
Guy: A Jack Daniels and Tonic
Bartender: Really?
Guy: Or a Vodka and Coca Cola

by Ballzer April 3, 2009

Hibermate

A relationship that last for only a couple of months. Usually during the winter months.
Hiber- comes from Hibernation.
Ideally you meet a hibermate on New Years Eve so that you skip the end of year gift giving holiday season. If you work it right, you can send a message break up message on Valentines Day with a practical, rather than romantic gift. You can then be free and clear by Saint Patrick’s Day!

I found the perfect hibermate. After I get through these cold winter months, the hibermate is getting kicked out the door.

by Ballzer December 16, 2008

butt wax

To rub a naked butt on another person. Best case is on exposed skin like an arm or bald head.

He dropped his pants, snuck up behind his room-mate who was sleeping on the couch and butt waxed his bald head.

by Ballzer July 27, 2008