6 definitions by Balbal69

Fivehead

While the forehead is defined as the part of your face above the eyebrows to your hairline, a fivehead is ascribed to someone that has a rather large forehead.

That woman must be housing a huge brain... Did you see the size of her fivehead?

by Balbal69 July 12, 2020

Cockadile Tears

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

by Balbal69 May 15, 2020

Mudpie

1. Also known as an anal creampie, involving ejaculating inside an asshole (male or female) while performing anal sex.
2. Same as above, but having anal sex missionary style and pulling out and ejaculating on your female partner's vagina (pie). The mix of shit and cum creates the Mudpie (instead of the usual creampie).

"Last night, I gave Laurence a mudpie deep in his asshole. Dude was squirting mud from his shit pipe for an hour afterwards".

by Balbal69 August 6, 2020

Analmal

During sex, when you end up in the pure sexual animal instinct zone and end up doing anal instead of vaginal

We went completely analmal last time we hooked up bro!

by Balbal69 May 15, 2020

Wasband

A former Husband who you are now divorced from.

My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!

by Balbal69 July 31, 2020

Assiversary

The date upon which you either first had anal sex ever, or upon which you had anal sex with your current partner.

It's been 2 years since I took my girls anal virginity. It's our 2 year assiversary!

by Balbal69 July 12, 2020