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A relatively unknown school in Maryland except for its lacrosse and its girls, located near some of the best bars and clubs in the Baltimore area.

As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.

For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.
I went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me.
by BalCo September 07, 2006

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a great county in Maryland near BalCo and MoCo. it's a awesome area to live in and also a great place to raise kids. Huge houses with picket fences, unpretentious rich people, real family life, Columbia mall, and a relaxed atmosphere.

Currently according to the latest US Census info, with an average household income around $85,500 making it the richest county in the state of Maryland, surpassing MoCo, and one of the 20 wealthiest counties in the US.
MoCo kid: haha screw you HoCo kid I'm richer than you

HoCo kid: actually I'm richer than you, but I don't need to brag about it 24-7 like you do. man you MoCo kids have problems.
by BalCo September 04, 2006

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An area of BalCo, Maryland which was once marshlands until it was drained and developed, resulting in White Marsh mall and the Avenue, a hangout full of teenage wigger wanna be "gangstas" who think their hardcore.

They like to take their "bitches" to the mall where they loiter and try to scare people.
A: hey you going to white marsh?
B: hell no! only if I want to see a wigger trash parade.
by BalCo September 03, 2006

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An abbreviation for a county of Maryland surrounding most of the city of Bawlmurr (Baltimore) filled with wiggers and preppies that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the vast sea of wiggers.

The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawlmurr city.

Unlike HoCo and MoCo, no one really lives in McMansions and a garage of European luxury cars. Everyone is either slightly above the poverty line or just plain middle class.

When the kids grow up they get exposure to other parts of Maryland, they realize they're either really white trash or their daddy couldn't hack it in MoCo and HoCo so he settled on BalCo to avoid Bawlmer.

We might not be as rich as MoCo or HoCo but we know we're better than them.

Towson, Parkville, Perry Hall, White Marsh, Rosedale, Essex, Dundalk, Randallstown, Pikesville, Woodlawn, Catonsville.
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: MoCo.
B: aren't you from MoCo too?
A: nope buddy, I'm from BalCo homie.
B: BalCo? the hell is that?
A: Baltimore County, that's right, all you MoCo kids bow down!
by BalCo February 20, 2006

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A suburb of BalCo, Murrland (Baltimore County, Maryland) that was once a nice suburb to live in but now has been turned into a white trash dump.

Kids are total wiggers here and are set loose by their white trash parents to smoke weed, shoplift, and impregnate girls by the age of 13.
Perry Hall:
They drive "hooked up" Honda Civics.
They wear oversized white-tee's, saggy pants around their kness and white tennis shoes
They have no education
The girls are whores and have STDS's
The boys have the balls to talk shit but can't back it up and cower away from fights.
WHITE TRASH
by BalCo September 03, 2006

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A suburb of BalCo, (baltimore county), maryland that is pretty much worthless other than the fact it houses Rosedale Alternative High School, a place where wiggers with criminal records who have been expelled from their neighborhood schools go to attend school.
A: you heard about that wigger "D-eezy" getting expelled for possession? wonder where he is now?

B: he's probably in Rosedale thuggin it up with the other wiggers and white trash.

by BalCo September 03, 2006

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A ghetto trash dump in the southeast side of BalCo, Maryland that is known for its sewerage treatment plant, people on welfare and wiggers a plenty. A place where you can see wiggers wearing XXXL sized Hanes beaters and white-t's cuz they can't afford better clothes with their welfare checks.

Hooked up Civics with "fart mufflers" reign supreme on the streets.

The girls are known for getting pregnant by the age of 14 and having 2 kids by age 17. Bottom line people, along with Essex it is the arm pit of BalCo.

newbie: hey I'm new here, what is Dundalk?

BalCo resident: oh man stay away from that dump

newbie: why? what's wrong with it?

BalCo resident: when instead of having "welcome to Dundalk" sign, you have a "you are entering Dundalk, a no prosititution zone" sign, you know that place has problems.

newbie: ewww, what a trash dump!
Source: BalCo, BalCo, Murrland
by BalCo September 04, 2006

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