1 definition by Baha22

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A large boner. "Uni" a combining form occurring in loanwords from Latin (universe), used, with the meaning “one,” and "Wood" meaning an erect penis. Also referred to as the girls on the corner..
"I couldn't believe the UniWood he had when he stood up!"
by Baha22 August 27, 2009

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