Badaducci's definitions

Shaint

When someone has to have a bowel movement so bad they faint. In medical terms, defecation syncope or vasovagal syncope. In short, shit-faint...shaint.

I had to shit so bad the other day I shainted...good thing I didn't hit my head or shit on myself.

by Badaducci December 7, 2018

Snow Leopard

A very hot older woman that is older than a cougar. She has slicked back white hair and liver spots.

Man, look at that hot snow leopard over there.

by Badaducci April 4, 2010

Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.

I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.

by Badaducci March 15, 2019

Ambesia

Memory loss due to a mix of sleep aids and booze

I rode a tiger last night? I must have been suffering from ambesia.

by Badaducci March 15, 2019