Abbreviation for Fine Pristine Bitch; alt. Fine Pristine Babe. Applies only to girls who meet these requirements:
1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit
(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)
Guy 1: "Check out that ass! I bet Sheila's a savage in the sack!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's not all about the sex with her. We can talk for hours about particle physics."
Guy 1: "Wow! Sounds like you scored with a major FPB!"
The word that flirts through most Republican's minds when they say "Obama"
1. When Michele Bachmann says "Obama" I can't help but notice how badly she wants to say "nigger."
2. "My Republican colleagues and I have tried to reason with Mr. Obama, but he just doesn't understand what it means to be an American; that is, not a nigger."
"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm
1. Jordan is a cuntivore
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan
5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"