BadLieutenant's definitions

Urban Legend

Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind

The 1970's band The Ohio Players released a single in the early years of the decade called 'Love Rollercoaster'. Listen to that song when it is half-way through and, if you listen very closely, you can hear the scream of a woman being murdered.

by BadLieutenant June 19, 2004

bruce springsteen

Fantastic musician who writes excellent songs and tops them off with a brilliant sound. His music is innovative and has a point to it, which is more than what can be said for the plastic, tasteless artists of today, e.g. Good Charlotte. He is just truly awesome.

Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out, Born To Run, Born In The U.S.A, Thunder Road, She's The One. truly mesmerising stuff.

by BadLieutenant October 31, 2004

nick cave

Australian musician, author and actor who was the frontman of Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, an awesome band whose music was different yet fantastic.

Creator of such classic songs as 'Nature Boy', 'Do You Love Me', 'Where Wild Roses Grow'. He has unmistakable talent.

by BadLieutenant November 2, 2004

vanilla ice

Balless,soulless, spiritless little corporate bitch. His music was mediocre and banal, and it made a mockery of true rap music. He had no talent and yet he was a star. It just goes to show that the great musicians are left out and we are just left with complete shit.

Vanilla was a sucker of satan's cock, along with MC Hammer, Marky Mark, and New Kids On The Block.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004

townie

The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.

Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.

by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004

N.E.R.D

Rock band composed of Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo (who are both members of The Neptunes), and their friend and fellow musician Shay Haley.
The band's sound is difficult to classify, but it could best be described as a mixture of rap and soulful rock. Their name is an acronym for 'No one Ever Really Dies'.

Hit songs include 'She Wants To Move', 'Rockstar' and 'Maybe'.

by BadLieutenant November 10, 2004

Goth

I have a lot of friends who follow the Goth subculture. Yes, Goths mainly dress themselves in black and possibly some black nail varnish and listening to metal tunes and such, but saying that all of them are drug-addicted, suicidal satanists is a pathetic generalisation. Not all Goths are like that, in fact i haven't met one of them with that kind of lifestyle. And even if they are, its their choice, and they don't deserve the hassle they get from close-minded idiots.

Leave Goths alone. Its their choice what to do with their life. You wouldn't like it if someone insulted and beated on you due to your lieftyle, would you?

by BadLieutenant August 13, 2004