13 definitions by Bad News Bond
A man whom conducts his matters of the penis or "dinger" in the most cordial of ways. Also reffered to as a Genitalman.
Evan decided to drive Suzy home after sex, instead of giving her cab fare. A true Dinglishman if there ever was one.
by Bad News Bond July 17, 2016
The person or persons outside of a public washroom stall when you're trying to go poop. Known synonyms; Fudge Hound, Poolice.
"Evan was having a real hard time pooping in the Burger King bathroom. The ploparazzi just wouldn't leave him alone."
by Bad News Bond July 18, 2016
As Evan compared his penis to Tim's he realized they were identical. At long last he had found his Dongpleganger.
by Bad News Bond July 20, 2016
The stage in life when you don't need to use lube, but you do so because it's the mature thing to do.
Suzy was good to go. But Evan decided to do the right thing and use lube anyhow. In that moment, Evan had finally reached Luberty.
by Bad News Bond July 22, 2016
Henry Schuetz enrolled in mangoolurgy, he couldn't wait to graduate and become a professional cock smelter.
by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016
Nipples that are so red and splotchy, they look like former Russian President Mikhail Gorachev's forehead.
by Bad News Bond July 23, 2016