8 definitions by BUTT0N

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 9, 2021

Being flustered by the quarks of a corporation.

Sometimes I don’t fucking get why Apple does what Apple does, it makes me all hermufferdink!

by BUTT0N April 5, 2023

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

by BUTT0N August 6, 2018

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 9, 2021

When you pull your cock out the ass and shove into the pussy.

by BUTT0N July 12, 2019

One big giant turd that clearly should have been multiple turds.

Meagan: Where’s the plunger!

Jayson: Why do you need a plunger?
Meagan: I backed up the toilet with my giant uniturd...

by BUTT0N March 19, 2021

by BUTT0N September 19, 2019