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One of the wackest cities in Southern California.

Glendale is pretty much in between Eagle Rock, and Los Feliz. Around 15 minutes North of Downtown LA.

Glendale holds the biggest population of Armenians outside of Armenia. That is why you see so many earlier year BMW bodies being driven around from they're apartment because their salary only goes to working on their car and saving up for the Ed Hardy store that's going to open up soon. (omgz the more rhimestones and homo patterns, the betterz!1)

Otherwise, this city is pretty diverse. There are many Koreans, Hispanics, Whites, and Filipinos. And no one race really gets along with the other. There's always tension and fights behind a blank reason.

The white side of glendale is often called "La Crescenta" ( actually, thats the actual sub-city name ).

The only things to do in Glendale is go to the mall, americana, marketplace, or In n out. And everybody knows which In n out if you live here.

There are two main high schools here that hold a big rivalry. Hoover High and Glendale High ( also referred to as GHS ). They both have the same rep outside of glendale, and they both suck in sports. That's why CV from the white side, La Crescenta, beats they're ass everytime in everything. Go falcons !

The teenage population in Glendale is pretty bad. In La Crescenta, a bit better.
The teenagers' groups consist of scene kids, jocks disguised in semi-skater clothing, posers who like to smoke oregano acting like they're faded and typically hang out with the scene kids and act like they skate, REAL skaters, sneakerheads, the typical armenians, and the rest don't matter.
Nobody get's along with the armenians, even the armenians don't get along with the armenians.

The americana and mall is an attraction to the hypebeasts of Socal. They all like to come here for some reason. It's really anoyying when you see multiple colored bandanas and bape/baby milo/bbc from head to toe.

Theres also a lot of kids that like to make cliques, fams, crews, etc. Originally only supposed to be made by krumpers ,( there used to be sessions here when glendale was fine ) but everybody likes to be gay and labeled in a fam because they can't seem to get their mind to grow out of middle school.

Everybody pretty much expects too much in your image. If you aren't holding a cigarette, don't blaze, aren't dressed in a certain way, don't go to parties every friday and saturday if possible, don't have at least 5 fam tags on your myspace display name or headline, then you are not accepted here. As sad as it sounds, that's how dumb this place is and that's why nobody else likes to come here anymore.

If your family is planning to move here, go to La Crescenta. It may be the white side of glendale, but it's way better.
Glendale is full of people that care too much in appearance.
by BUCKBOOM CRAZEEVICIOU$ FAM UP! September 07, 2008

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