2 definitions by BTiphoon

FOMA

Fear of missing ass. FOMO but for getting laid.

Coined by the After Disaster guys on episode #627: Getting Buzzed at Gelson’s.

Mike wanted to stay in for the night, but he had major FOMA.

by BTiphoon January 15, 2022

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022