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2 definitions by BJill69

 
1.
an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.
He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!
by BJill69 January 25, 2011
 
2.
Similar to 'beer goggles' but instead of beer, this is achieved by the consumption of kamikazes; giving you a different, more positive outlook of people's physical appearances.
I thought he was a 9.5 but he was really a 4.5... must have been my kaggles talking.
by BJill69 March 17, 2011